I’m not the kind of fool who’s gonna sit and sing to you about stars, girl
don’t dance like nobody’s watching. dance like david byrne. david byrne does not care if people are watching and in fact gains power from the confusion he sows
Sometimes I get Tim Burton inclinations.
all hail the crab lord
this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold